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thesoftghetto

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deux-zero-deux:

it actually is illegal. officers are required to wear their name tags for accountability purposes.
if a cashier can be penalized for being on the clock without a name tag, so can an officer. the biggest fucked up part about it is that you can’t even report it to their superiors because their superiors probably told them to remove their tags.

deux-zero-deux:

it actually is illegal. officers are required to wear their name tags for accountability purposes.

if a cashier can be penalized for being on the clock without a name tag, so can an officer. the biggest fucked up part about it is that you can’t even report it to their superiors because their superiors probably told them to remove their tags.

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tooruoikawa

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neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

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tiredestprincess

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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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tldrwikipedia

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poopflow

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poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

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cyberqueer

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tylerthewolf:

British Rowing Team Poses Naked to Help Fight Homophobia. (x)

i’d like to thank not only god but also jesus for this gifset 

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50shadesofyodaddysdick

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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

image

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emmugh

runawayplanet

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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samjoonyuh

runawayplanet

samjoonyuh:

Perspective. 

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unclefather

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